School Closings & delays:   

 Joke of the Day…………

 

1. A day without sunshine is like night.
2. On the other hand, you have different fingers.
3. 42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.
4. 99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.
5. Remember, half the people you know are below average.
6. He who laughs last; thinks slowest.
7. Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
8. The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese in the trap.
9. Support bacteria. They’re the only culture most people have.
10. A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
11. Change is inevitable, except from vending machines.
12. If you think nobody cares, try missing a couple of payments.
13. How many of you believe in psycho-kinesis? Raise my hand.
14. OK, so what’s the speed of dark?
15. When everything is coming your way, you’re in the wrong lane.
16. Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.
17. How much deeper would the ocean be without sponges?
18. Eagles may soar, but weasels don’t get sucked into jet engines.
19. What happens if you get scared half to death, twice?
20. Why do psychics have to ask you your name?
21. Inside every older person is a younger person wondering, ‘What the heck happened?’
22. Just remember — if the world didn’t suck, we would all fall off.
23. Light travels faster than sound. That’s why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
24. Life isn’t like a box of chocolates. It’s more like a jar of jalapenos. What you do today, might burn your butt tomorrow.

 

 

 

                          And we’re trusting wind farms?

 

 

                        Notice anything wrong with the sign?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Big Bob   is your Number 1  for Country Fun…and LOVE!  

This is your opportunity to get your message of love on the  air!  On February 14th, Join Casey Hill from Noon to 1 on Big Bob she passes on your message of love, and maybe even a marriage proposal or two…. for a solid hour .

 Send your special Valentines Greeting to : casey@colonial.cc . You can also fax it in at : 570-601-6742 or just drop it off at our studios at 1 BlueBird Square ( Corner of Laurens & North Union Street)  in Olean.

Your Valentine greeting will be on the air between Noon and 1pm on Valentines Day!  

It’s the all new …..  Big Bob’s Birthday Bash!

If you have a birthday or anniversary you would like on the air….Send them to Casey@colonial.cc  . We need their FULL name, the date of their birthday  and if you like, a brief message. You can also call our office at: 716-372-9564 or fax it to: 570-601-6742 .

Weekend birthdays will be done on Friday. Please send your birthdays  and anniversaries in  advance so we don’t miss the special event!

Birthdays will be announced during the noon hour at 12:45 ! We’ll celebrate with you on  Big Bob’s Birthday Bash!

Community Calendar

If you have a not-for-profit Community Event you would like to add to our Community Calendar, email the information to casey@colonial.cc . You can also drop the information here at our Studio at 1 BlueBird Square, Olean, NY 14760.

Make sure we have the information for your event at LEAST 10 days to 2 weeks in advance.

 CLICK HERE     for our  Dollar Saver Deal!

You can check online and as long as the item is available…it’s for sale!

Check previous weeks deals and snag a bargain!

 Join Jen Austin on Big Bob, afternoon’s 2 until 7 

Jen is originally from a town of 700 people in rural Nebraska, in the dead center of the US. There were only twelve people in her high school graduating class. Believe it! Her first radio job came in Lincoln, Nebraska at a country station, where she almost bid away her entire life savings on an autographed Wynonna Judd guitar. She’s thankful she lost the auction, but she still loves Wynonna! She’s also worked in Austin, and Dallas, Texas, and has been heard around the country on various stations.Jen loves Modern Family, the Food Network and HGTV, the NFL and Major League Baseball games, and movies that make her think, cry, and laugh. The Help is a new favorite. She also enjoys spending time with her spouse and their two daughters, Finley and Kallan.